i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

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I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time.
A Clockwork Orange, Dir. Stanley Kubrick  (via wanduring)

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American Horror Story: Freak Show poster

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I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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Well, I was GOING to go to bed…

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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

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long distance relationships

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in a society that destroyed all adventure the only adventure left is to destroy that society

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